Norma's "Confessions of a Jr High School Teacher"

Norma's "Confessions of a Jr High School Teacher"

WHO                         Norma Underwood
WHEN                       Sunday, Mar. 3, 2019
WHERE                     A Jr. High School Auditorium
MUSIC                      Lark Bowen
HOST                        Priscilla O
SIM DONATIONS     27,000 L

 

 

 

by Blue Ronsein, Roissy Journaliste
Photography by  Xanadu Xue

Try to imagine this. Norma Underwood, former Jr High School art teacher, now submissive at Roissy VdO, doing a stand-up comedy slide show— in a virtual school auditorium— in VOICE.  If that’s not enough, the phenomenol Lark Bowen sings a live concert at the dance.

Her are some excepts:

“I adore young men. With the price of a Happy Meal and my AARP discount, we can eat for practically nothing. Although I hate it when they bring out the booster seat.”

“Well I had precious little romance in my 32 years of married life. Some women get perfume; I got more ram for my computer. Some women get jewelry; I got a scanner. Some women get champagne and candlelight bubble baths; Ah, but nothin’ says lovin’ like an external hard drive!”

“Jake was a 25 year old virgin who had seen way too much porn and all he wanted was a blow job with nasty talk. How he expected anyone to talk while fellating was a feat even Shari Lewis couldn’t manage with Lamb Chop. Ventriloquism isn’t exactly part of the porn star skill set.”

“How can you tell if a guy is both kinky and sensitive? He greets you with a plate of strawberries and whipped cream; then brings out the roll of plastic wrap.”

“And I really resent the chain on nipple clamps! Who is that for; an absent minded dom? Isn’t that pretty much the same concept as the string on idiot mittens?? What’s next for remedial domination?”

Congratulations, Norma, on a sexy romp about what happens when young men go searching for their fantasy older woman and end up with a Jr High School Teacher by day, stand-up comic by night.  

 

 

 





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